Supernatural "Black"

Well guys, after a HELLISH 100 years, Supernatural Season 10 is finally here. The season of the Deanmon. You guys remember last season's closer when Dean died but was brought back to life as a demon due to the Mark of Cain? Yep, that shit happened. Now I was happy we finally get to see Dean become the one thing he's been hunting. I was excited as hell, but now seeing it, Dean's a major dick. Yes, he's been a dick for nine years, but he was my lovable dick, now he's just a steaming bag of demon Dean dick.....LOL Well with that being said let's get into it. We start with Sammy all stressed out with finding his brother. The opener started with him torturing and cutting the hell out of a she demon trying to get answers on the whereabouts of Dean and Crowley, but alas no help, so the bitch was was probably ganked and we moved on. We see Sam looking at this note from Dean telling Sammy to let him go. NO Dean we will NEVER let you go!!!  Poor Castiel is sick as the dickens because of his waning borrowed angel grace. Yep, baby Cas is dying ya'll.....*sniff* Hannah keeps telling him to start collecting more grace, but Cas is DONE with the bloodshed. I mean Cas, baby, you were practically coughing up a lung when Sam called you. Doooo...itt......DOOO...ITTT!!! Angels are dicks anyways right? But dammit Hannah keeps putting Cas in situations and they both end up getting slashed after Cas killed another angel while protecting Hannah....STOP.MAKING.HIM.KILL heffer.
   We stumbled into this bar and lo and behold, the drunk idiot that's on stage butchering Too Sexy is none other than our baby daddy, Dean. Apparently his idea of demon heaven is drinking, screwing, fighting like a mad man and doing bad karaoke. Also he's having this weird relationship with the bar maid who I kind of liked, but Dean was such a bitch to her I don't think if we will see her again. I swear he needs Bobby to come back and give him a slap behind the head, a couple of idjits and a plate of cherry pie!!  Crowley is just there taking in the ambiance of The Misadventures of Crowley & Squirrel. But we all know Crowley can't handle all that sexy. Dean is technically still Dean, but just kicked up a notch. Sam gets a lead at a convenience store where some guy killed this random other guy. Upon inspecting the security tapes, Sam realize that "Porn Guy" was none other than Dean going insane on another guy who happens to be a demon. "Say my name bitch. SAY. MY. NAME. (BTW: Porn Guy is what the store clerk called Dean because we all know Dean's healthy obsession with porn and upon going into the store the first thing he asked for was "Where's the porn?" ) Sam's little heart broke even more when he sees that Dean's eyes were completely black at one point in the video. Oh, dear. (T_T)
   On the other side of town, this Marine type looking douche bag got a package which held a picture of Dean. Yep, he has a bounty on his head now. So Rambo, (I'm going to call him Rambo because I forgot his name) loads up his truck with all his deadly weapons and began his Deanmon season hunting. To think he actually thinks it will be easy to catch Dean. Did this idiot forget that Dean is one of THE top hunters high on demon juice??? Meanwhile the store clerk gave Sam the phone that belonged to the guy that Dean killed and ended up calling Crowley. Crowley being him, played on Sam's emotions and rubbed it in that he's just jealous that Squirrel is with him now. Time out a bit here. Okay for those who saw the episode, I mean it was all kinds of upside down shit. Dean and Crowley had the banter, Sam was saying "Son of a Bitch" , man it was total utter chaos. Things need to go back to normal soon! Time in!!! So Sam is pissed and thinks Dean is really dead and some demon is wearing his meat suit, but Crowley sets him straight telling him that the demon is all Dean due to the Mark of Cain. It turns out also , Crowley has been sending demons after Dean to help "feed" his demon half to keep him from turning fully demon. Yep Crowley logic. It seems that Crowley also wants Dean under control because like I said, he can't handle all that sexy. Even Dean as a demon can't be controlled by the King of freaking Hell.
  Sam was smartly tracing the call and went after the trail for his beloved Bro. Crowley then watches Dean spiral out of control with all the sex, drinks, nearly beating a man to death and the awful, awful karaoke singing and tells him about the demons and Sam's phone call. Knowing Sam would trace the call, Dean decides it's time to close up shop and move onto a new town. Now here is where it got dicey and so sad for me. Sam's car broke down in the middle of the night and out appears Rambo. I mean Hunter 101 Sammy, always be on guard and don't talk to strangers at night!! But alas, you can't have an episode without Sam getting his ass kicked and kidnapped. So Rambo captures Sam hoping it would lure Dean out. SiGh.....He calls Dean from Sam's phone baiting him, but guess what? Dean doesn't budge. For f*ks sake, Dean was cold as the sensing of a ghost. He basically just told Rambo, there wouldn't be no meeting or negotiations. He won't be coming for Sam and to tell Sam he's a man of his word...*click* This right where broke my heart. I mean we still saw that kind of determine look on Dean's face that say's "If I ever stumble upon you Rambo, I'll make you eat your intestines through your ass look" but dammit that was the lowest thing Dean has ever said pertaining to Sam. I hope it's just a plan Dean is working on, I mean that's your brother dude, you promised to always come and protect baby Sammy.
  With that being said, it was a strong start to the season bracing us on how bad Dean is going to be. I would like to see at least half the season of Deanmon before they find a way to solve that dilemma. Also I can't wait to see Crowley coming to Sam for help to get Dean under control. I enjoyed this episode. It had its mixture of action, drama and a butt load of Deanmon funnies. Seems like it's going to be an interesting season. We need to SAVE CASTIEL!!!! The new intro looks pretty cool. Hellitas is OVER!!!