Witches of East End "Box to the Future & For Whom the Spell Tolls" Finale

A lot of crazy stuff happened in this Season 2 Finale. I mean, you can't comprehend the amount of "oh shit" moments this show had. Let's start off with Freya. She was the highlight of both episodes. She stumbled upon Poe but only say Killian and that interaction with her and Wendy about it was hilarious. Wendy also tells her that it's because with their souls being connected she can see Killian's soul in whatever body he comes back in. (I need to rant on this more later) They get trapped in the past because they lost Joanna and Wendy lost the key. Funniest line of the night? "I'm good with locks, maybe I can pick it?" "What don't you get about it being a magic key & lock?" Yes I was slayed with that comment. So they are running around in the past looking for the key and saw that past Wendy had it in her boobs. Freya enlisted Poe's help, who I might add is REALLY obsessed with her to swipe the key from out of Wendy's boobs. So with that finished their only task left was to find Joanna. But they have to make it fast because Freya is slowly bleeding from the inside out from being in the past too long.
   Ingrid had a lot going on with her. First her staying back was actually a plan that in the end didn't work out because Grandpa was tricking them all. (derrr) Fredrick unconsciously sold her out to him by telling him she's been hanging out with Dash, who turns out to be this evil wizard Bastian back in Asgard. (I mean at this point are we even surprised?)   So Gramps trapped her in the house, drains her power and drops a bombshell of a secret on her. Yep, Ingrid is pregnant. I'm guessing it's the alien monster's baby since she was having more sex with him/it than Dash. Fredrick tries to help her but Gramps made him stab himself.  Also, since the guys couldn't get the door open in the past, Freya left a letter to some Rabbi who kept it for 109 years and delivered it to Ingrid on that night so she and Fredrick could open the door to bring them back.
  Joanna now was doing everything right up until that persistent toad Tarkoff kidnapped her. He drugged her and was basically going to rape her and make her "love" after he killed the king. Yes guys, big bad Spike's end game was to get back Joanna and rule Asgard, I mean really? But Wendy saved her in time and they got out of that hell hole. Tarkoff stole back the box but dropped it, now the only means to kill the king is gone.....or is it??? They escaped through the door that Ingrid opened and left Tarkoff behind. They come back thinking all is lost when Ingrid tells them that she found a spell that can kill him which would take Freya, her, Wendy and Joanna to work. Gramps kidnaps Wendy and went in on her saying Joanna was the better daughter. He really didn't like Wendy huh? So they all combined witchy powers and defeated Gramps. He and Tommy are dead.
   Wendy, my favorite kitty was a fighter. She saved her sister and survived her father, but she didn't want Tommy to stay dead. He had a family that he was meant to be with. My baby sacrificed her last life for Tommy to bring him back, now she's dead and trapped in the underworld with some scary woman we don't see but hear.
  Killian took the potion and it's slowly killing him. He hallucinates and sees Freya. She tells him "I'm alive you idiot you should have waited" and told him to call Ingrid. Ingrid tried to help him by giving him Lotus Root to help slow down the process, but that didn't work, he eventually died, but alas the power of true love's real kissed finally worked on this show and saved him. Freya kissed her prince in this switched up Snow White tale and brought her man back to life. Yay! *queue the random amount of sex and I love yous* until Ingrid ruined it all by telling them Dash was arrested.
  Now to this son of a BITCH! -_- Dash you bastard, I hope you rot somewhere when they found you out. So the asshole kept having random sex with Raven the FBI who was only using him to get more evidence for the body they found. She got it and arrested his ass. The asshole called Killian and by being the good brother Killian came to forgive and maybe help him, but this smelly bastard did some spell and switched around their souls, now Killian is trapped as Dash and vice versa. THE RAT BASTARD!!! Now back to my original question, when Wendy told Freya she can sense souls of Killian since they are connected, couldn't she tell that it wasn't Killian? Did she not sense a change? Argh!!
    Poor Fredrick, I always liked him, but he didn't make it out alive. Something wicked this way comes because some new witch hunter is on the loose and he/she/it killed Fredrick and left a message "Death To Witches" . My guess it was Raven, something just didn't sit right with her, plus the journals are missing and why the hell did she want those. Lastly when she was first introduced she was scoping out Killian and Fredrick, but since they got into a fight her last magic man was Dash. What a great season 2 finale and I hope this gets renewed. You guys can't leave us like that. See you guys next year!

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