Random Reviews from the Mind of a Mad Person

Ahahahah I'm still laughing my ass off at the fact that Killian was Edgar Allen Poe! Can't get any better than that. With that out of my system, we picked off from last time when the girls decided to go back in time to get a box that's suppose to kill The King. This same box was used to kill Freya back in 1818 when she was fraternizing with mother freaking Edgar Allen Poe!!!! She was madly in love with....POE!!! HAH So Joanna gives us a back story about that strange but fascinating love tale.  Meanwhile back in the present Dash finds out about the FBI agent that he picked up at the bar and we got this horrible scene where he pulls out all the guys teeth  that he killed, so they couldn't get any dental records, I mean dude come on, overkill much? But this doesn't stop him from banging her. That's all he's been doing lately. Also The King finds out what the girls are up too and Killian is over at the voodoo witch guy getting a potion that is suppose to bring...

First just let me get the fan girl out of me and squeal *eeekkk it's back, it's back, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh* Well with that said, our season opener started off with a frosty bang. We remember from last season how Emma and Hook went back in time and fudged it up, then tried to fix it for her parents, but to only fudge it up for Regina? Well I forgot that happened and was so excited to see Emma and the gang back, but when it picked up from at the party and Regina runs outside devastated, it reminded me of how I disliked Emma at the end of Season 3. Argh, she went back and brought back Maid Marian and ruined the awesomeness that is Robin & Regina. I mean, Robin still has feelings for Regina, but his honor and duty lies with his wife. (dammit Emma) On the bright side I get back my evil regal. I was missing the Evil Queen something terribly and I'm glad she's back to cause havoc again even though it came from a price of her happiness. Anyways, Snow and Charming still...

I'm really digging this show. Two episodes in already and I love the hilarity that is Debra Messing. I loved her from Will & Grace. If her old TV casts can make a cameo on this show I will be set for life. So when I first started hearing about this show, I figured it would be another dumb cop show that would get stale fast. Was I wrong about that. It's this fun cop show about a Detective solving crimes who also moonlights as a Mom, with her soon to be ex-husband who at the end of episode one, became her boss. She has these twins that were made from the pit of hell. They give her SO much trouble and she has to juggle between looking after them and taking down the bad guys.    We also get Laz Alonso who plays her partner Billy. Mmmm, I missed him on TV, he's still so fine!!! Anyways, Josh Dallas (Sweet Home Alabama) plays the husband/boss, Jake,  and he still seems to have feelings for her while Laura is hell bent on getting away from him,but you can still see she st...

So FOX decided "Hey guys I think it's time for us to jump on the Superhero bandwagon too" So they started out with this one. Gotham is a DC Comic show that takes us WAY back to the beginning of how it all started. Before there was Batman, Catwoman, Riddler and Poison Ivy. Hey even Penguin started from somewhere. It's a continuation of where you see Bruce losing his parents on that same night instead of bouncing 30 years to when he became Batman. It focuses on the one and only expressionless, favorite Commissioner, Jim Gordon played by Ben McKenzie. We get to see the origins of the cop with good morals and the beginning of his blossoming friendship with Bruce Wayne. We get to see how all the villains stories just intertwined with Bruce's that night his parents were shot. That basically was the catalyst that lead to all these events. And yay, Selena was there when everything happened. Penguin started out as a foot boy and lackey for Fish Mooney played by Jada Pink...

So from last episode we were left reeling from the death of the girls and that warlock fight from the boys. In the aftermath, Wendy does ape shit on Fredrick and banishes him from the family, Killian was going to kill off Dash but decided not to.Oh come on Killian, we all know you still love the dumb shit, even if he is...yea....a dumb shit. So he does what every warlock does after a good pounding, he gets wasted. So at this point he had no idea Freya is dead until Freddy stumbles into him and started talking about the past. I really want to know what happened with Killian back in Asgard. Is he like destined to be this evil Warlock feeding on the bloods of innocents or something? Anyways, he makes his way over to his beloved only to find her dead. That scene was just SO touching. The way he grabbed her and won't let her go. AWWWW. Then there is that shit head Dash. (At this point you guys know how much I hate him right?) Anyways he sees the spell they made of the dead body is b...

Yes guys we are back, back, BACK!!! I'm not even going to get into it today. All I can say is *squeeee* AMERICAN WOMAN!!!!!! Our wound too tight, old fashioned, sexy wannabe Grandpa was a STRIPPER!!! Yes Danny is Diamond Dan!!!! Can Danny Castellano get any hotter to now? I hope so. So it all started when Minday was trying to find a shirt to sleep in and she came across a pink thong with bejeweled DIAMOND on the crotch. At first Mindy thought he was harboring something from one of his old girlfriends, but with Mindy's big mouth and the brilliant observation skills of Peter and Morgan we found out DANNY WAS A STRIPPER!!! :D *Sidenote* Was it only me that laughed and freaked out when Peter and Morgan can just look at a thong and see it's a male stripper thong? LOL Peter???....eh I can see it, but the fact Morgan can tell you where the male balls go, hilarious. We also learn Danny is great with his tongue and does this really cool thing call The Staten Island Handshake. I d...

Eeek, so what an episode am I right? The tagline for the promo said "Someone will die" But what the hell WOEE producers? SomeONE not someFIVE!!! Yes five people died last night. Three of them we expected, but golly the last two were like a viewers slap in the face twist, although they kept hinting from season one it was bound to happen. But oh my gosh!!!! So let's get down to the gritty. So we know after the aftermath of all that lovemaking only one couple actually ended happy. We left Killian walking out on Freya and Ingrid finally realizing that Dash is an evil magician and walked out on him leaving him all psycho stalkerish. He's been drunk dialing and leaving text messages, but Ingrid won't answer him. He finds the old journals of his Grandpa and see Ingrid and learned that his so called wanna be girlfriend has been knocking boots with Grandpa. Wouldn't it have been awesome if we had learned that Ingrid was really his grandmother? But alas foiled by Das...

Oh my GOD!!! Who else is still realing after that exciting episode of Teen Wolf??  So much happened in that one episode that had us screaming at the television or just flat out bawling our heads off. Yes Wolfies, it was the season finale which means we have to wait a whole year before we can catch it again next summer, but boy did we have an episode that will keep us talking for a while. So let's get started.    Kira wakes up again in the pit of doom but miraculously the gate is finally opened. While she thinks she is escaping she stumbles across Kate and a Berserker. We get a little of the back story of how Kate managed to stumbled upon the Berserkers and how came to be able to create Berserkers and became La Loba which is the Bone Woman. When it attacked her, she sees the tattoo and realizes that it's Scott. Kate had let her out so that she could see where Scott's trust lies and for him to kill Kira. Scott stabs her and leaves her for dead.    Back at sc...

I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream........ Here we have Disney giving up yet another beautiful and twister version of the villain from Sleeping Beauty, Maleficent. This was such an enchanting story. It was so visually stunning. Ms. Angelina Jolie-Pitt did a bang up job being the Queen of evil. Elle Fanning  as Aurora was such a sweetheart in this. I wonder if her jaws hurt making this film because all she mostly did was look pretty and smile all the damn time.  But alas, Disney has changed our minds about the magnificent Maleficent. We were taking back, way back to the beginning of how evil was born. Maleficent was your everyday, kind, laid back fairy that fly around carefree and played with the forest creatures until one day she met a Prince by the name of Stefan. She thought to be in love until  they were older and he basically betrayed her, stole her wings just to became King. Throughout the movie King Stefan was kind of a giant DICK!!  (Humans c...

I swear as of late, this show has been starting out morbidly scary. Jeff Davis is trying to scare us shit less I suppose and I LOVE IT!!!!! :D We start out with this Batman/Hannibal- ish scene where the vet goes hunting this serial cannibal Supernatural name Patrick and saves a girl from his evil culinary clutches. The vet can really kick some ass, I love how when he's at the office he's so meek and quiet, but put him out on the field and this guy turns into a power house. Anyway it seems like Mr. Vet hunts them and take them to a special wing at Iken House where they housed the crazed Supernaturals, like in Batman Arkham Knight. Pretty cool I might add. We stumble across a guy who I would say is the Lector/Joker of the story who has this big hole in his head that houses an eye where he was the power of Trepidation. Now Mr. Vet was warned not to get too close, but you know there wouldn't be a story without the drama! Plus he wants answers to whatever is happening to Derek...