The Mindy Project " We're a Couple Now, Haters" Season Premier"


Yes guys we are back, back, BACK!!! I'm not even going to get into it today. All I can say is *squeeee* AMERICAN WOMAN!!!!!! Our wound too tight, old fashioned, sexy wannabe Grandpa was a STRIPPER!!! Yes Danny is Diamond Dan!!!! Can Danny Castellano get any hotter to now? I hope so. So it all started when Minday was trying to find a shirt to sleep in and she came across a pink thong with bejeweled DIAMOND on the crotch. At first Mindy thought he was harboring something from one of his old girlfriends, but with Mindy's big mouth and the brilliant observation skills of Peter and Morgan we found out DANNY WAS A STRIPPER!!! :D *Sidenote* Was it only me that laughed and freaked out when Peter and Morgan can just look at a thong and see it's a male stripper thong? LOL Peter???....eh I can see it, but the fact Morgan can tell you where the male balls go, hilarious. We also learn Danny is great with his tongue and does this really cool thing call The Staten Island Handshake. I don't know what that is but if it makes Danny lap at me like a thirsty camel in the dessert, I'm all for it.
  We also had our aww moments with when Peter found out that Jeremy is indeed not gay and kissed his girlfriend even when he bought her an $8000 diamond tiara. Now they are both going to fight to the death with frozen peas for her affections. Another favorite aww moment was when Cousin Lou put some sense into Danny and after Mindy potentially, maybe, murdered someone, he sat with her and gave her a list of all his crazy secrets, because you know guys, he's a GYNO not Batman! I think Danny/Chris has got to be an ass man. He's always grabbing for Mindy's butt when he kisses her. I just love these two so much, and hope they don't suffer the rom-com tv show curse of breaking up, getting back together and finally breaking up again for good. YES LOOKING AT YOU NEW GIRL!!! -__- I mean come on Mindy, you can't say no to Diamond Dan!!! This show is just quirky, fresh, fun, smart with fabulous writing that you just can't pass up. Plus one of these days Mindy Kaling is going to call me up and invite me raid her closet. Until next time Mindians!!!!!

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