Witches Of EastEnd "The Fall of The House of Beauchamp"
So from last episode we were left reeling from the death of the girls and that warlock fight from the boys. In the aftermath, Wendy does ape shit on Fredrick and banishes him from the family, Killian was going to kill off Dash but decided not to.Oh come on Killian, we all know you still love the dumb shit, even if he is...yea....a dumb shit. So he does what every warlock does after a good pounding, he gets wasted. So at this point he had no idea Freya is dead until Freddy stumbles into him and started talking about the past. I really want to know what happened with Killian back in Asgard. Is he like destined to be this evil Warlock feeding on the bloods of innocents or something? Anyways, he makes his way over to his beloved only to find her dead. That scene was just SO touching. The way he grabbed her and won't let her go. AWWWW. Then there is that shit head Dash. (At this point you guys know how much I hate him right?) Anyways he sees the spell they made of the dead body is broken she he tries getting a hold of Ingrid for his own selfish needs. So back at the Beauchamps while Killian is squeezing the life out of his baby, (what, too soon?) Joanna is upstairs cutting her wrist and bathing in her blood all for the sake of seeing her babies. Wendy gets to her in time and saves her. So Joanna is consumed by the grief of her babies and Wendy decided to help by going back to Freddy and completing the ritual. It seems like Grandpa is the only one who can bring back the girls without any string attached.
Killian runs home and literally flips shit over and smashes this creepy voodoo statue only to have it appear again. Dash comes over he and ask for help since his only friend just died and Killian dropped that death bomb on him and kicked him out. I swear these really are brothers because what does Dash does? Heads straight to the bar and drinks!!! Meanwhile Killian is smashing this statue trying to figure out what the voodoo balls is going on when he finds a spell. He says this and it give him directions. Being the curious wizard that he is, he follows said address and stumbles upon this hot voodoo priest where they do this cool knife trick and "Eva" appears. Well it's her great great grand daughter that appears. So they hint at some secret shit about Killian that has me intrigued on what that secret is. I mean first Fredrick now these guys....ARGHH!!!
So across town Wendy and Fred finds Spike and they complete the ritual. siGh....poor Tommy, oh look daddy's home. He's mad at Spike for killing his grand kids and "swooshes" him into a room forever to be locked away I guess. He goes back to the house, Joanna does stand for it and started freaking out, he heals the girls and start spewing some bullshit about them being a family and he's sick and he want them all together back in Asgard. Joanna isn't buying this but AGAIN he trapped Fredrick with that sappy crap.....OYE!! At the bar, Dash is wallowing with a drink when this hot lady sends over one for him but he quickly denies it. Simple right? Nope she propositions him, they have drunk, hot angry sex in the back room and BAM! He gets her number. Big reveal? The lady he slept with is the FBI agent who is investigating the body that Dash killed. DUN DUN DUNNN!!!! Poor schmuck!
So finally towards the end of our episode, this is where it gets dicey and I want to drop kick Ingrid. Joanna decides to use the door of time to get something from the past because she doesn't believe the crap Daddy Wizardpants has been spewing. All is in agreement except Ingrid....-__- When it was time to jump through the door she let go and decided to stay. Joanna was devastated. She basically just lost another kid who wanted to stay behind with Devil Grandpa. I swear I want to pimp slap the magic out of Ingrid. I feel like we should just end her life for GOOD! Or just make her a really crafty bad guy, geez. So yea, looks like the King is going to use her in some plan in the next episode. Welp that's it guys. Only two more episode left before the witchy finale. Until next time.
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