Random Reviews from the Mind of a Mad Person

I have finally decided to watch the series finale because I wasn't ready. I thought I would be deterred to tears when watching this. I have been a Truebie from the beginning and enjoyed all the characters (Not Tara, never liked her) I have dedicated seven years of my life to this show, giving up going out on a Sunday nights, waking up late for work because I was up waiting for this to start, etc. But when I finally finished this, I felt as if I was......robbed. I think it was just the fact that I had so much high hopes for the finale. First up, Alcide's end arc was BULLSHIT! Why did they end off his character like that? It was sudden and so damn disrespectful. They could have at least ended it with him and Sookie just being together in the end having wolf babies. That would still solve her family/happily ever after dilemma. Next up Tara's whole story line was stupid and dumb as shit. With all that suspense it was only to lead up to her not having the balls to kill her ab...

Well this finale was one of heartbreak and it left you kind of speechless if you haven't already guessed what was going to happen. From the time we started to see a lot more of Mona's Mom, I realized how this was going to end. That's right PLLs Mona has finally met her end. Our favorite little evil genius has bit the bullet or should I say knife and was hacked up in her home. Now most would say it's fake and she would be back, but that usually happens when you can't find a body. But seeing Mona's sightless eyes in that car trunk proves to us she's dead and gone and would most likely be appearing in only flashback episodes. Before she died, Mona told us that she has finally found proof that Alison was A. (big shocker, I was calling that from the time Alison came back) But is this tad bit of information true? I mean, we see a blonde chick sneaking into the house in an A hoodie, but we never saw the face. So who really killed Mona? Was it Allison? But then w...

Can't wait for September.....eeekk!!!! Victoria's about to get her own Revenge!

So this was an interesting episode. We learn a multitude of goodies. Killian finally caught a clue and we got to see Eva's true form. I swear she was trying to kill that man with sex. And eeeekk fan girl alert. James Marsters had a guest spot (Buffy fans unite) as Tarkoff, who was the childhood friend of Victor and Joanna, but is now working on the Grandfather's side and is persuading Freddy to weaken Mama. Speaking of Fredrick, what is the best way for your Mom to meet your girlfriend? By you having a seizure and she comes in to catch your girlfriend naked and sees her boobs. So anyways, awkward moment past, Tarkoff confronts Fredrick and tells his to poison Joanna or else. Fred begins to have second thoughts because Joanna is so hell bent on loving him now and its all touching him in the feels. So while at dinner, he pours the poison, but then smashes the glass when they were making the toast.     Meanwhile, this show is pushing Ingrid and Dash down our throats. I mea...

Ah, The VMAs, the one night where music stars get together and play nice to find out who is better that who. First out the fashion. -__- You have millions or dollars, why you would you cut off the legs of your blue onsie and wear it to the award show showing you flat ass and calling it fashion? Then there was Amber Rose, girl stop. You are a mother and too old for that shit. JLo looked flawless as always and my baby Katy Perry, but she could have left the riff raff at home. Miley looked, eh well better than last year, but she could have gone with a jacket to wear with the tube top. Kim Kardashian, again, you are a MOTHER!!! Too old for that mess. Next, performances. We began with performances from Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj and Jessie J. Ari started out with her song Break Free. Still rocking those Problem boots I see. I'm sorry but I can't take this girl as a "sexy" singer. She is just too cute and innocent looking. It's like watching your 11 year old sister ...

I'm sure by now if you have watched The VMAs, you would have watched the special airing of Teen Wolf. If not, RUN AWAY, RUN FAR AWAY because I'm about to unload a truck load of spoilers. So it begins with our guys talking to Meredith because they want to understand how meek little Meredith could be so brilliant. *Queue the sexiness that is Parrish* (Good grief when will we find out what he is?) But Meredith doesn't want to talk to them, she wants to talk to.....PETER! Okay so we are all wondering...Peter? What does he have to do with anything? Turns out.....EVERYTHING. The man is a mustache wearing, cool as a cucumber, tall of sexiness, maniacal psychopath!! Let's cut to the Chase here and give you guys what you came for, Peter is THE BENEFACTOR!!!! It wasn't Meredith, she was just doing his bidding. Now before you go all I KNEW IT on me, here's how it went down. When Peter was in the hospital in a coma after the fire, Meredith was in the bed next to him. Whi...

So we are back to hunting the Mangdragora with out harming Ingrid. I think by now that girl is the weakest link and needs to be killed off. (just saying) Alex found some dirty ass potion that when injected into Ingrid's brain it would severe the connect of the mate bond. But or gals are on a time stamp. So while that's happening Freya is still raving mad at Fredrick and Wendy still basically hates his guts and wants to choke him with his intestines. There is a spell in the Grimmore that Dash has that might kill this thing, so Freya is entrusted with that duty to get it. She goes over and Dash basically looks at her like how Ted Bundy looks at his next victim, not good. Meanwhile Killian is hearing voices and freaking out, while his vindictive little house wife Ava is still being all shady. He realizes he can't hear her thoughts, but she blinds him with the magic of her cooch so that conversation is on the back burner for now. Ingrid and her alien mate went over to the ...

Holy crap HOLY CRAP!!!! You guys!!!! The biggest reveal of ALLL reveals!!!!! The benefactor and guess who it is??!!!! The timid and weird......Meredith. Yes our insane resident banshee who isn't Lydia is behind all this madness. Bet no one saw that coming huh? Way to GO Jeff Davis you crafty bastard. So now the excitement is out of our systems, what a say to start the episode. Every Teen Wolf girl fan was about to flip shit when we saw our adorable deputy getting burned alive. But then Parish raised from the dead like an Ashy God and beat the crap out of the damn cop that tried to kill him. Yay!!! While the others are trying to figure out what he is (I'm going with Phoenix) Lydia gives us a little back story on her Grandma and Meredith. Grandma Banshee created the code for the dead pool. Meanwhile Liam is being all paranoid and buggy and hey Couch is still loud and fun!!!! Scott is like a backwards Scrooge counting all his thousands before he spends it and Stiles and Lydia ...

Wow so I honestly knew that the writers couldn't leave well alone. They just had to drag out the crap that is Brallie. Well I am not amused. I know the actor who plays Wyatt has gone over to Finding Carter, but I was all for Wyatt and Callie. I mean come on, THAT HAIR!!! So with that off my chest, alot of oh shit moments happened in last night's summer finale. First up, what the deuce did Connor and Jude did in the tent at camp? Did they make out? Experimented with oral? WHAT??!!  Did Connor finally admitted he loved Judicorn? This caused Lena to quit a job she loved trying to stand up for Jude when in a bad way the father was right. All for nothing. Next, who would expect Mariana to do that to Anna? Whoa girl, I was expecting you to run back to her in open arms, but she stood her ground and told that woman off, then Jesus came in like the protector and got all mushy with Anna although HE was the one said he was done. I see where he get's this thing with Hayley from. Wh...

It's about to get more weird on this show. And Stiles name is on the list! *shock gasp*

Ugh, Quinn what the hell are you doing? Don't listen to little sister. Let Callie be happy with the Fosters. Tonight at 9pm on ABC Family.

I was cleaning out my DVR when I realized I haven't watch last week episode. Now I won't get into a long drawn out verse because I'm like a week late, but it helps me prepare for tonight. So I'm going to keep this short. Boy was that a trippy episode. Scott got used as bait and they "killed" him trying to draw out the Benefactor. But did the plan work? It kind of did because we just got another nice piece of the puzzle. Lydia's Grandma was a Banshee and she might not be dead. Next shocker? She might be the Benefactor. She left Lydia a paper that has on code where our great detective Banshee will soon figure out. While in his dead stupor Scott also came to the same conclusion. Yay progress.  Okay I need to rant here. What the hell is going on with Derek, is he not irrelevant to this plot or what? Lately we haven't been seeing him with the gang and all we are seeing is with him losing is powers but giving us shirtless eye candy. (Not complaining) It...

Ohhhh, Ms Cole came back HARD with this book. This one has been a long time coming and it was ON! This is the 15th book of the series and it's Thronos and Lanthe story. We met these two a number of times in  the other books when they had the Lore Games and also with Sabine and Rydstrom where these two basically hated each other with a passion. A misunderstanding that happened when these two were young besties caused them to hate each other. Man the amount of bickering these two did in this book was at first SO annoying. I mean, this book could have ended at chapter 30 if these two had just sat and talked their shit out, but then again we would miss the epic adventure these two went on. I loved all the different places they went and people they met. (Looking at you Sea-God, nom nom nommmmm) I loved the love Thronos had for Lanthe and it was refreshing how the male was the virgin in the story for once, and MAN did Talos had a hell of a lot pent up sexual frustration to the point i...

After a week break, we are back with our favorite witches. So we are at the aftermath of the girls father's death. It starts off with Joanna doing a cleanse for his spirit, but come on we know nothing is this easy in EastEnd. An evil magic aura appears and she discovers that the alien creature that has been sexing Ingrid is on the loose. On to my favorite scene, Jenna in some crazy 70's Soul Train night club showing off those snazzy dance moves that we saw in Step Up. Killian with his awesome hair and Dash and that pornstar mustache. When Freya was about to get the big O, Ingrid and her nosy self woke her up from a fabulous dream. Freya is getting addicted to that potion where you can relive your past lives. It's like crack for witches. Meanwhile, Wendy, Joanna and Fredrick try to come up with a way to kill the sex demon thingy. Killian is back working at the bar and flaunting that evil tramp Ava all in Freya's face. He confronts her about them being witches and war...

So our episode starts out with some creepy Dr. Hyde like man listening to the tape our boys have. Then we see a creepy hand rise from the abyss of a bed. More on that later. We zoom out to our boys contemplating what to do with the money Scott found. Hello Scott, half a mil, give it to your mama dude. Screw Peter and his cash. Think of it as a werewolf turning fee. Also the crazy she-wolf  Satomi from back in season 3 that was in Kira's Mom story is back. Time for the comic relief. Our favorite group of friends think they can be normal by taking the SATs...heh like that's going to happen. Not when the teacher over seeing the test is...you guessed it that same creepy Dr from the beginning. Now something else is afoot. There is some weird disease spreading around the school. I swear you can't catch a break in Beacon Hills. So there you go, what turned from being a FUN day taking SATs turns into a freaking quarantine. Could this get any worse you ask? YES! It's worst in...

Oh this movie was trippy as hell. I usually hate watching anything associated with WWE Studios (eg, Knucklehead) *shivers* but this one was a surprisingly great movie. You didn't know what was real or mirrored. What do you know, it even had its own version of Sam Winchester! So this movie centers around this weird mirror that kills you and this sister brother duo trying to destroy whatever is in the mirror ten years later. Side note the movie bounces from the past back to the present so PAY ATTENTION! So the sister in the present goes hunting for the mirror because the brother could care less. So she finds it, grabs her brother who just came out of prison and they go back into their old house from the past all because they made some dumb pact that they would destroy the mirror demon. So they do this weird Ghost Hunter like experiment where they film themselves giving us more information about the mirror.  We learned that the Dad killed the Mom, then the brother who was like 10 ...

I just want to say...MMMMMMM Chris Evans. That man is prime juicy male.  Since I got that out of my system, this was a great comeback after that atrocity that was Thor: Dark Worlds. The action scenes were on point and had a great story-line. Betrayal, lies adrenaline were high in this movie. Friends turning on friends, what more can you ask? The death of Nick Fury was a little heartbreaking although us guys who watch S.H.I.E.l.D know better. Plus we got to see the triumphant return here too. We got a great assemble of a cast, Robert Redford anyone? And the deviously attractive Emily VanCamp.  We got an AI super computer with the brain of a Nazi...ahem...Swiss scientist, Introduction of Hydra and ZOLA secrets, a shit load of explosions and Sebastian Stan as The Winter Soldier kicking some epic ass.  We got to see Falcon (cool ass suit). While watching this, I couldn't help but think, "Hey why not bring loud mouth Iron man in and I'm pretty sure he would have taken out ...