Witches Of East End "Boogie Knight"

After a week break, we are back with our favorite witches. So we are at the aftermath of the girls father's death. It starts off with Joanna doing a cleanse for his spirit, but come on we know nothing is this easy in EastEnd. An evil magic aura appears and she discovers that the alien creature that has been sexing Ingrid is on the loose. On to my favorite scene, Jenna in some crazy 70's Soul Train night club showing off those snazzy dance moves that we saw in Step Up. Killian with his awesome hair and Dash and that pornstar mustache. When Freya was about to get the big O, Ingrid and her nosy self woke her up from a fabulous dream. Freya is getting addicted to that potion where you can relive your past lives. It's like crack for witches. Meanwhile, Wendy, Joanna and Fredrick try to come up with a way to kill the sex demon thingy. Killian is back working at the bar and flaunting that evil tramp Ava all in Freya's face. He confronts her about them being witches and warlocks. Ava comes and ruins a GREAT moment and poor Freya runs to the bathroom to take her "witch crack"
  On the other side of town Dash is at work stealing deaths away from sick little boys, but it comes with a price. The death has inhabited his body and if he doesn't get it out in time he dies. Would that really be a tragic lost?  Joanna recruits some other Asgardian name Alex who clearly hates Joanna with a passion but she still helps them out. She's also a see-er and gives Wendy a bit about her relationship. So we learn that the Mandrugor? has a mate which is eventually going to be Ingrid, where it has this weird symbiotic relationship of feeding on their mate during sex to survive. So basically if you kill the creature, Ingrid dies also....sIgh. Freya is still high on her magic crack and in her 70's vibe, Dash and her are basically magical drug lords and Killian is trying to whisk her away from the asshole. Ingrid now is telling present day Dash that he needs to give back the little guy his death, but knowing Dash....not going to happen. So bounce back to the hunters and Alex got a lead on the creature and she and Joanna go off into the woods to take care of it.
   So while Dash is being sucked into hero worship from the little boy's mother, a dumb criminal comes in with a gun shot wound and lookie here? Dash transfer the death into him and off the bastard...yay right?  So the spell lures Ingrid into the woods and he go back to Freya in her drug induced coma and learn that past Alex, I'm assuming, was Joanna's lover? Anyways she warns Freya to just let Killian go because they are star-crossed lovers and something is always getting in their way of love * BIG HUGE HUMONGOUS WAIL* Then we see Ingrid again waking up in the woods after most likely being alien raped. Tsk. She runs over to Dash and they both help each out but Dash lies to her about where the Death went...eh..
     So back at the house Fredrick starts having some weird seizure and Wendy helps him. Back in the woods, Mama J basically swings both ways and have a little steamy make out session with Alex, so yep, LOVERS :D So Joanna finds Ingrid's stuff on the ground and puts two and two together before Alex could kill the thing, not before Alex grazes him and Ingrid starts to bleed.  So back in Freya's drug mind, she runs to Killian but then Dash shoots and kills him. Alex did warn you girl. T_T Can my favorite couple find true love? Bounce back to Ingrid and present day Dash, chica starts to freak out and goes beserker on Dash, clawing, chewing and punching him until the creature comes and stick his tentacles into Dash's ears. YUCK!
  Back at the bar, Freya is about to give up on Killian when we see that monster spike Killian's drink that has him addicted to her. I KNEW IT!!! Back at Dash's house, the hunters see the creature and Ingrid disappears. It just seems to me that Ingrid is suppose to be on the path of evil. I say just cut her loose and call it a day. Until next time my pretties.