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A lot of crazy stuff happened in this Season 2 Finale. I mean, you can't comprehend the amount of "oh shit" moments this show had. Let's start off with Freya. She was the highlight of both episodes. She stumbled upon Poe but only say Killian and that interaction with her and Wendy about it was hilarious. Wendy also tells her that it's because with their souls being connected she can see Killian's soul in whatever body he comes back in. (I need to rant on this more later) They get trapped in the past because they lost Joanna and Wendy lost the key. Funniest line of the night? "I'm good with locks, maybe I can pick it?" "What don't you get about it being a magic key & lock?" Yes I was slayed with that comment. So they are running around in the past looking for the key and saw that past Wendy had it in her boobs. Freya enlisted Poe's help, who I might add is REALLY obsessed with her to swipe the key from out of Wendy's bo...

Well guys, after a HELLISH 100 years, Supernatural Season 10 is finally here. The season of the Deanmon. You guys remember last season's closer when Dean died but was brought back to life as a demon due to the Mark of Cain? Yep, that shit happened. Now I was happy we finally get to see Dean become the one thing he's been hunting. I was excited as hell, but now seeing it, Dean's a major dick. Yes, he's been a dick for nine years, but he was my lovable dick, now he's just a steaming bag of demon Dean dick.....LOL Well with that being said let's get into it. We start with Sammy all stressed out with finding his brother. The opener started with him torturing and cutting the hell out of a she demon trying to get answers on the whereabouts of Dean and Crowley, but alas no help, so the bitch was was probably ganked and we moved on. We see Sam looking at this note from Dean telling Sammy to let him go. NO Dean we will NEVER let you go!!!  Poor Castiel is sick as the d...

Well guys, finally the wait is over and our sexy vampires of Mystic Falls are back. We ended last season with the crippling, emotionally damaging, checking myself into a mental hospital death of our sexiest vamp of all Damon Salvatore, oh yea and Bonnie too. Our favorite duo were stuck behind the veil and disappeared into oblivion never to be seen again. Sigh....I still choke up...*sniff* *ahem*. So we start off with a 6 months time jump with Elena explaining what happened between that time. Turns out the guys aren't as close anymore.  Alaric is back and kicking and he's now a college Professor, Caroline dropped kicked school in the ass, lives on the border of Mystic Falls since magic is no longer available there and they can't go back, and is trying her hardest to break the curse so she can return home, Stefan is a mechanic....mmmm when he got up in the white tank top, yes please! Matt who can safely live in Mystic Falls without being kidnapped, maimed, killed, bitten, t...

Ahahahah I'm still laughing my ass off at the fact that Killian was Edgar Allen Poe! Can't get any better than that. With that out of my system, we picked off from last time when the girls decided to go back in time to get a box that's suppose to kill The King. This same box was used to kill Freya back in 1818 when she was fraternizing with mother freaking Edgar Allen Poe!!!! She was madly in love with....POE!!! HAH So Joanna gives us a back story about that strange but fascinating love tale.  Meanwhile back in the present Dash finds out about the FBI agent that he picked up at the bar and we got this horrible scene where he pulls out all the guys teeth  that he killed, so they couldn't get any dental records, I mean dude come on, overkill much? But this doesn't stop him from banging her. That's all he's been doing lately. Also The King finds out what the girls are up too and Killian is over at the voodoo witch guy getting a potion that is suppose to bring...

First just let me get the fan girl out of me and squeal *eeekkk it's back, it's back, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh* Well with that said, our season opener started off with a frosty bang. We remember from last season how Emma and Hook went back in time and fudged it up, then tried to fix it for her parents, but to only fudge it up for Regina? Well I forgot that happened and was so excited to see Emma and the gang back, but when it picked up from at the party and Regina runs outside devastated, it reminded me of how I disliked Emma at the end of Season 3. Argh, she went back and brought back Maid Marian and ruined the awesomeness that is Robin & Regina. I mean, Robin still has feelings for Regina, but his honor and duty lies with his wife. (dammit Emma) On the bright side I get back my evil regal. I was missing the Evil Queen something terribly and I'm glad she's back to cause havoc again even though it came from a price of her happiness. Anyways, Snow and Charming still...

I'm really digging this show. Two episodes in already and I love the hilarity that is Debra Messing. I loved her from Will & Grace. If her old TV casts can make a cameo on this show I will be set for life. So when I first started hearing about this show, I figured it would be another dumb cop show that would get stale fast. Was I wrong about that. It's this fun cop show about a Detective solving crimes who also moonlights as a Mom, with her soon to be ex-husband who at the end of episode one, became her boss. She has these twins that were made from the pit of hell. They give her SO much trouble and she has to juggle between looking after them and taking down the bad guys.    We also get Laz Alonso who plays her partner Billy. Mmmm, I missed him on TV, he's still so fine!!! Anyways, Josh Dallas (Sweet Home Alabama) plays the husband/boss, Jake,  and he still seems to have feelings for her while Laura is hell bent on getting away from him,but you can still see she st...

So FOX decided "Hey guys I think it's time for us to jump on the Superhero bandwagon too" So they started out with this one. Gotham is a DC Comic show that takes us WAY back to the beginning of how it all started. Before there was Batman, Catwoman, Riddler and Poison Ivy. Hey even Penguin started from somewhere. It's a continuation of where you see Bruce losing his parents on that same night instead of bouncing 30 years to when he became Batman. It focuses on the one and only expressionless, favorite Commissioner, Jim Gordon played by Ben McKenzie. We get to see the origins of the cop with good morals and the beginning of his blossoming friendship with Bruce Wayne. We get to see how all the villains stories just intertwined with Bruce's that night his parents were shot. That basically was the catalyst that lead to all these events. And yay, Selena was there when everything happened. Penguin started out as a foot boy and lackey for Fish Mooney played by Jada Pink...

So from last episode we were left reeling from the death of the girls and that warlock fight from the boys. In the aftermath, Wendy does ape shit on Fredrick and banishes him from the family, Killian was going to kill off Dash but decided not to.Oh come on Killian, we all know you still love the dumb shit, even if he is...yea....a dumb shit. So he does what every warlock does after a good pounding, he gets wasted. So at this point he had no idea Freya is dead until Freddy stumbles into him and started talking about the past. I really want to know what happened with Killian back in Asgard. Is he like destined to be this evil Warlock feeding on the bloods of innocents or something? Anyways, he makes his way over to his beloved only to find her dead. That scene was just SO touching. The way he grabbed her and won't let her go. AWWWW. Then there is that shit head Dash. (At this point you guys know how much I hate him right?) Anyways he sees the spell they made of the dead body is b...

Yes guys we are back, back, BACK!!! I'm not even going to get into it today. All I can say is *squeeee* AMERICAN WOMAN!!!!!! Our wound too tight, old fashioned, sexy wannabe Grandpa was a STRIPPER!!! Yes Danny is Diamond Dan!!!! Can Danny Castellano get any hotter to now? I hope so. So it all started when Minday was trying to find a shirt to sleep in and she came across a pink thong with bejeweled DIAMOND on the crotch. At first Mindy thought he was harboring something from one of his old girlfriends, but with Mindy's big mouth and the brilliant observation skills of Peter and Morgan we found out DANNY WAS A STRIPPER!!! :D *Sidenote* Was it only me that laughed and freaked out when Peter and Morgan can just look at a thong and see it's a male stripper thong? LOL Peter???....eh I can see it, but the fact Morgan can tell you where the male balls go, hilarious. We also learn Danny is great with his tongue and does this really cool thing call The Staten Island Handshake. I d...

Eeek, so what an episode am I right? The tagline for the promo said "Someone will die" But what the hell WOEE producers? SomeONE not someFIVE!!! Yes five people died last night. Three of them we expected, but golly the last two were like a viewers slap in the face twist, although they kept hinting from season one it was bound to happen. But oh my gosh!!!! So let's get down to the gritty. So we know after the aftermath of all that lovemaking only one couple actually ended happy. We left Killian walking out on Freya and Ingrid finally realizing that Dash is an evil magician and walked out on him leaving him all psycho stalkerish. He's been drunk dialing and leaving text messages, but Ingrid won't answer him. He finds the old journals of his Grandpa and see Ingrid and learned that his so called wanna be girlfriend has been knocking boots with Grandpa. Wouldn't it have been awesome if we had learned that Ingrid was really his grandmother? But alas foiled by Das...

Oh my GOD!!! Who else is still realing after that exciting episode of Teen Wolf??  So much happened in that one episode that had us screaming at the television or just flat out bawling our heads off. Yes Wolfies, it was the season finale which means we have to wait a whole year before we can catch it again next summer, but boy did we have an episode that will keep us talking for a while. So let's get started.    Kira wakes up again in the pit of doom but miraculously the gate is finally opened. While she thinks she is escaping she stumbles across Kate and a Berserker. We get a little of the back story of how Kate managed to stumbled upon the Berserkers and how came to be able to create Berserkers and became La Loba which is the Bone Woman. When it attacked her, she sees the tattoo and realizes that it's Scott. Kate had let her out so that she could see where Scott's trust lies and for him to kill Kira. Scott stabs her and leaves her for dead.    Back at sc...

I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream........ Here we have Disney giving up yet another beautiful and twister version of the villain from Sleeping Beauty, Maleficent. This was such an enchanting story. It was so visually stunning. Ms. Angelina Jolie-Pitt did a bang up job being the Queen of evil. Elle Fanning  as Aurora was such a sweetheart in this. I wonder if her jaws hurt making this film because all she mostly did was look pretty and smile all the damn time.  But alas, Disney has changed our minds about the magnificent Maleficent. We were taking back, way back to the beginning of how evil was born. Maleficent was your everyday, kind, laid back fairy that fly around carefree and played with the forest creatures until one day she met a Prince by the name of Stefan. She thought to be in love until  they were older and he basically betrayed her, stole her wings just to became King. Throughout the movie King Stefan was kind of a giant DICK!!  (Humans c...

I swear as of late, this show has been starting out morbidly scary. Jeff Davis is trying to scare us shit less I suppose and I LOVE IT!!!!! :D We start out with this Batman/Hannibal- ish scene where the vet goes hunting this serial cannibal Supernatural name Patrick and saves a girl from his evil culinary clutches. The vet can really kick some ass, I love how when he's at the office he's so meek and quiet, but put him out on the field and this guy turns into a power house. Anyway it seems like Mr. Vet hunts them and take them to a special wing at Iken House where they housed the crazed Supernaturals, like in Batman Arkham Knight. Pretty cool I might add. We stumble across a guy who I would say is the Lector/Joker of the story who has this big hole in his head that houses an eye where he was the power of Trepidation. Now Mr. Vet was warned not to get too close, but you know there wouldn't be a story without the drama! Plus he wants answers to whatever is happening to Derek...

I have finally decided to watch the series finale because I wasn't ready. I thought I would be deterred to tears when watching this. I have been a Truebie from the beginning and enjoyed all the characters (Not Tara, never liked her) I have dedicated seven years of my life to this show, giving up going out on a Sunday nights, waking up late for work because I was up waiting for this to start, etc. But when I finally finished this, I felt as if I was......robbed. I think it was just the fact that I had so much high hopes for the finale. First up, Alcide's end arc was BULLSHIT! Why did they end off his character like that? It was sudden and so damn disrespectful. They could have at least ended it with him and Sookie just being together in the end having wolf babies. That would still solve her family/happily ever after dilemma. Next up Tara's whole story line was stupid and dumb as shit. With all that suspense it was only to lead up to her not having the balls to kill her ab...

Well this finale was one of heartbreak and it left you kind of speechless if you haven't already guessed what was going to happen. From the time we started to see a lot more of Mona's Mom, I realized how this was going to end. That's right PLLs Mona has finally met her end. Our favorite little evil genius has bit the bullet or should I say knife and was hacked up in her home. Now most would say it's fake and she would be back, but that usually happens when you can't find a body. But seeing Mona's sightless eyes in that car trunk proves to us she's dead and gone and would most likely be appearing in only flashback episodes. Before she died, Mona told us that she has finally found proof that Alison was A. (big shocker, I was calling that from the time Alison came back) But is this tad bit of information true? I mean, we see a blonde chick sneaking into the house in an A hoodie, but we never saw the face. So who really killed Mona? Was it Allison? But then w...

Can't wait for September.....eeekk!!!! Victoria's about to get her own Revenge!

So this was an interesting episode. We learn a multitude of goodies. Killian finally caught a clue and we got to see Eva's true form. I swear she was trying to kill that man with sex. And eeeekk fan girl alert. James Marsters had a guest spot (Buffy fans unite) as Tarkoff, who was the childhood friend of Victor and Joanna, but is now working on the Grandfather's side and is persuading Freddy to weaken Mama. Speaking of Fredrick, what is the best way for your Mom to meet your girlfriend? By you having a seizure and she comes in to catch your girlfriend naked and sees her boobs. So anyways, awkward moment past, Tarkoff confronts Fredrick and tells his to poison Joanna or else. Fred begins to have second thoughts because Joanna is so hell bent on loving him now and its all touching him in the feels. So while at dinner, he pours the poison, but then smashes the glass when they were making the toast.     Meanwhile, this show is pushing Ingrid and Dash down our throats. I mea...

Ah, The VMAs, the one night where music stars get together and play nice to find out who is better that who. First out the fashion. -__- You have millions or dollars, why you would you cut off the legs of your blue onsie and wear it to the award show showing you flat ass and calling it fashion? Then there was Amber Rose, girl stop. You are a mother and too old for that shit. JLo looked flawless as always and my baby Katy Perry, but she could have left the riff raff at home. Miley looked, eh well better than last year, but she could have gone with a jacket to wear with the tube top. Kim Kardashian, again, you are a MOTHER!!! Too old for that mess. Next, performances. We began with performances from Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj and Jessie J. Ari started out with her song Break Free. Still rocking those Problem boots I see. I'm sorry but I can't take this girl as a "sexy" singer. She is just too cute and innocent looking. It's like watching your 11 year old sister ...

I'm sure by now if you have watched The VMAs, you would have watched the special airing of Teen Wolf. If not, RUN AWAY, RUN FAR AWAY because I'm about to unload a truck load of spoilers. So it begins with our guys talking to Meredith because they want to understand how meek little Meredith could be so brilliant. *Queue the sexiness that is Parrish* (Good grief when will we find out what he is?) But Meredith doesn't want to talk to them, she wants to talk to.....PETER! Okay so we are all wondering...Peter? What does he have to do with anything? Turns out.....EVERYTHING. The man is a mustache wearing, cool as a cucumber, tall of sexiness, maniacal psychopath!! Let's cut to the Chase here and give you guys what you came for, Peter is THE BENEFACTOR!!!! It wasn't Meredith, she was just doing his bidding. Now before you go all I KNEW IT on me, here's how it went down. When Peter was in the hospital in a coma after the fire, Meredith was in the bed next to him. Whi...

So we are back to hunting the Mangdragora with out harming Ingrid. I think by now that girl is the weakest link and needs to be killed off. (just saying) Alex found some dirty ass potion that when injected into Ingrid's brain it would severe the connect of the mate bond. But or gals are on a time stamp. So while that's happening Freya is still raving mad at Fredrick and Wendy still basically hates his guts and wants to choke him with his intestines. There is a spell in the Grimmore that Dash has that might kill this thing, so Freya is entrusted with that duty to get it. She goes over and Dash basically looks at her like how Ted Bundy looks at his next victim, not good. Meanwhile Killian is hearing voices and freaking out, while his vindictive little house wife Ava is still being all shady. He realizes he can't hear her thoughts, but she blinds him with the magic of her cooch so that conversation is on the back burner for now. Ingrid and her alien mate went over to the ...

Holy crap HOLY CRAP!!!! You guys!!!! The biggest reveal of ALLL reveals!!!!! The benefactor and guess who it is??!!!! The timid and weird......Meredith. Yes our insane resident banshee who isn't Lydia is behind all this madness. Bet no one saw that coming huh? Way to GO Jeff Davis you crafty bastard. So now the excitement is out of our systems, what a say to start the episode. Every Teen Wolf girl fan was about to flip shit when we saw our adorable deputy getting burned alive. But then Parish raised from the dead like an Ashy God and beat the crap out of the damn cop that tried to kill him. Yay!!! While the others are trying to figure out what he is (I'm going with Phoenix) Lydia gives us a little back story on her Grandma and Meredith. Grandma Banshee created the code for the dead pool. Meanwhile Liam is being all paranoid and buggy and hey Couch is still loud and fun!!!! Scott is like a backwards Scrooge counting all his thousands before he spends it and Stiles and Lydia ...

Wow so I honestly knew that the writers couldn't leave well alone. They just had to drag out the crap that is Brallie. Well I am not amused. I know the actor who plays Wyatt has gone over to Finding Carter, but I was all for Wyatt and Callie. I mean come on, THAT HAIR!!! So with that off my chest, alot of oh shit moments happened in last night's summer finale. First up, what the deuce did Connor and Jude did in the tent at camp? Did they make out? Experimented with oral? WHAT??!!  Did Connor finally admitted he loved Judicorn? This caused Lena to quit a job she loved trying to stand up for Jude when in a bad way the father was right. All for nothing. Next, who would expect Mariana to do that to Anna? Whoa girl, I was expecting you to run back to her in open arms, but she stood her ground and told that woman off, then Jesus came in like the protector and got all mushy with Anna although HE was the one said he was done. I see where he get's this thing with Hayley from. Wh...

It's about to get more weird on this show. And Stiles name is on the list! *shock gasp*

Ugh, Quinn what the hell are you doing? Don't listen to little sister. Let Callie be happy with the Fosters. Tonight at 9pm on ABC Family.

I was cleaning out my DVR when I realized I haven't watch last week episode. Now I won't get into a long drawn out verse because I'm like a week late, but it helps me prepare for tonight. So I'm going to keep this short. Boy was that a trippy episode. Scott got used as bait and they "killed" him trying to draw out the Benefactor. But did the plan work? It kind of did because we just got another nice piece of the puzzle. Lydia's Grandma was a Banshee and she might not be dead. Next shocker? She might be the Benefactor. She left Lydia a paper that has on code where our great detective Banshee will soon figure out. While in his dead stupor Scott also came to the same conclusion. Yay progress.  Okay I need to rant here. What the hell is going on with Derek, is he not irrelevant to this plot or what? Lately we haven't been seeing him with the gang and all we are seeing is with him losing is powers but giving us shirtless eye candy. (Not complaining) It...

Ohhhh, Ms Cole came back HARD with this book. This one has been a long time coming and it was ON! This is the 15th book of the series and it's Thronos and Lanthe story. We met these two a number of times in  the other books when they had the Lore Games and also with Sabine and Rydstrom where these two basically hated each other with a passion. A misunderstanding that happened when these two were young besties caused them to hate each other. Man the amount of bickering these two did in this book was at first SO annoying. I mean, this book could have ended at chapter 30 if these two had just sat and talked their shit out, but then again we would miss the epic adventure these two went on. I loved all the different places they went and people they met. (Looking at you Sea-God, nom nom nommmmm) I loved the love Thronos had for Lanthe and it was refreshing how the male was the virgin in the story for once, and MAN did Talos had a hell of a lot pent up sexual frustration to the point i...

After a week break, we are back with our favorite witches. So we are at the aftermath of the girls father's death. It starts off with Joanna doing a cleanse for his spirit, but come on we know nothing is this easy in EastEnd. An evil magic aura appears and she discovers that the alien creature that has been sexing Ingrid is on the loose. On to my favorite scene, Jenna in some crazy 70's Soul Train night club showing off those snazzy dance moves that we saw in Step Up. Killian with his awesome hair and Dash and that pornstar mustache. When Freya was about to get the big O, Ingrid and her nosy self woke her up from a fabulous dream. Freya is getting addicted to that potion where you can relive your past lives. It's like crack for witches. Meanwhile, Wendy, Joanna and Fredrick try to come up with a way to kill the sex demon thingy. Killian is back working at the bar and flaunting that evil tramp Ava all in Freya's face. He confronts her about them being witches and war...

So our episode starts out with some creepy Dr. Hyde like man listening to the tape our boys have. Then we see a creepy hand rise from the abyss of a bed. More on that later. We zoom out to our boys contemplating what to do with the money Scott found. Hello Scott, half a mil, give it to your mama dude. Screw Peter and his cash. Think of it as a werewolf turning fee. Also the crazy she-wolf  Satomi from back in season 3 that was in Kira's Mom story is back. Time for the comic relief. Our favorite group of friends think they can be normal by taking the SATs...heh like that's going to happen. Not when the teacher over seeing the test is...you guessed it that same creepy Dr from the beginning. Now something else is afoot. There is some weird disease spreading around the school. I swear you can't catch a break in Beacon Hills. So there you go, what turned from being a FUN day taking SATs turns into a freaking quarantine. Could this get any worse you ask? YES! It's worst in...